Today's featured daily humor:

Some guitar jokes My friend is great at fishing. I asked him to telecaster his secrets but he wouldn't. I recently learned some Beatles songs on my Gibson. It's les Paul and more George. I once talked to Les Paul. It was a epiphone call. Make sure no one is around when talking about playing guitar. Sometimes chord progressions can get you in trouble. B,a minor, pluck g string, go to D,slide back in a minor,E,this doesn't feel right. My girlfriend asked me to rate her, I said a7. I dislike Martin guitars. They aren't Taylor made for me. My wife got 2 guitars for her birthday. I told her I'll takamine back to the store for a refund.

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