Today's featured daily humor:
I got my sense of humor growing up on the farm... You see, I had this cow with no legs; her name was Ground Beef. She was such a great cow! Then her sister Ilene was born; Ilene had three legs. I loved them so much! One day I was out playing with Ilene and Ground Beef when some men with suits showed up at the house to give a Nobel Prize to my brother's scarecrow; apparently he was always outstanding in his field. Anyway, I love reminiscing about my childhood. My dad used to roll me down the hill in a tire; they were good years. I'm older than I look, btw. I used to live down the street from Mozart the famous composer. Have you heard of him? Well not many people know this, but he used to be a chicken farmer until one day he showed up at my house and dropped all his chickens off on my porch! He said to me, "John, take all my chickens; I never want to see them ever again!" I said, "Ok Mozart, but why?" He said to me, "You'll never believe this, John, but they keep saying Bach Bach Bach!" Anyway this is the story I tell people all the time at the dental office where I work to liven things up when they are bored.