Today's featured daily humor:
Why did the dad bring a pen and an onion to the comedy show? Because he heard they were offering their "opinon" on stage, and he didn't want to miss out on the "write" kind of humor! Why did the dad bring a pen and an onion to the comedy show? Because he heard they were offering their "opinon" on stage, and he didn't want to miss out on the "write" kind of humor!