One time I farted in an Apple store...... computers emotions excrement fart smelling Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:One time I farted in an Apple store They had to evacuate because they didn't have any Windows.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What type of footwear does a dollar bill wear?... Prev Next article: I was touring the Will Wonka candy factory when a crate of everlasting jawbreakers fell on me.... Next