Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?... Food animal human_body_parts reptile sports Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a well-balanced meal.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call an attractive monster?... Prev Next article: I watched my wife trip with a basket full of ironed clothes.... Next