Today's featured daily humor:
In his advanced age, Attila the Hun lost the power of speech. Undeterred, he learned to communicate via sign language. Finally he became so senile his only pleasure in life came from watching his men vigorously jostle a maiden. His favorite subject was a pretty lass named after the 5th month of the year. It only worked when he was in the mood, though; he had to ask for it. His men soon learned to shake May while the Hun signs.