Today's featured daily humor:
Desperate for relief I went to urgent care where the doctor asked me what was wrong. I told him, "last Monday I had a tummyache, Tuesday I couldn't stop burping, Wednesday was constant heartburn, all day Thursday I was throwing up, and then Friday through Sunday was nothing but indigestion!" He paused on taking notes, put his hand on my shoulder and said, "it sounds like you have a week stomach."