Today's featured daily humor:
This wasn't really funny... We were buying balloons for my girls' birthday party the other day (one is 5/18/16 and the other is 5/18/16, it gets confusing). Anyway, the lady is filling up the balloons and my wife says she can't believe how much they are and says they weren't that much last year. I point over to the lady filling them up and I say, "inflation". My wife rolls her eyes and says, "yeah, that's a dad joke."