Today's featured daily humor:
My best dad moment so far So my 9 year old DD just asked me how do I make my mouthwash using hydrogen peroxide. I started by telling her you need to mix two part water and one part hydrogen peroxide. She stopped me and asked "How do you part the water?" Not skipping a beat I grabbed the broom handle and said "Just like Moses did, using my staff!" I got an eye roll and a grunt. I am so proud of myself right now.