I'm taking the shelf off the top of my fireplace.... excrement house job seeing time Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I'm taking the shelf off the top of my fireplace. I'm going to dismantle it.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Here's a dad joke I made years ago...... Prev Next article: What do you call a writer who becomes a dictator?... Next