My wife finally told me she is unable to have children.... alien excrement fighting hearing wife Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:My wife finally told me she is unable to have children. "Inconceivable!" I replied.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Why did Michelangelo insist on making a marble carving on the wall of his bank?... Prev Next article: What's the best name for a mediocre carnival company?... Next