Today's featured daily humor:
JOKE #2! So, I upset a midget recently. I talked about, whilst he was in the room, about how dwarfism is a growing problem. So he came right up to me, well, not RIGHT up to me, up to about my hip. He wasn't angry or anything, but he was a little short with me. But it's okay, he'll forget I mentioned dwarfism, he brought up he does have a short-term memory.