Today's featured daily humor:
Rambling joke about "That Summer" by Garth Brooks I often think about "That Summer." Not the one with the moonlight and the lace because my summers were never truly that fun. I often think about the 90's song "That Summer" by the artist most popularly known as Garth Brooks. Ladies and gentlemen... if you're not familiar with what "That Summer" consisted of then well... you didn't go through puberty in the early 00's, did you?! "That Summer" was about a young man IN HIS SELF-PROFESSED TEENAGE YEARS getting fucked for an ENTIRE SEASON by a GILF with leather hands... you should've listened to the lyrics... "I often think about that summer" is how Garth starts his final verse. I mean, c'mon. Of course you often think about that summer. You were raped by a velvet-handed, satin-dress-wearing-grand-cougar who probably didn't even need your help on the farm that summer, Eric.... What the fuck? Where were we? Oh yeah, Garth Brooke had an alter ego with absolutely no original perspective and that's why he didn't succeed at rock n roll...