I tried to write a joke about planes.... aircraft excrement history judge travel Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I tried to write a joke about planes. But it never took off.Click for another laugh! Previous article: My wife said if I told one more Mariah Carey joke that she was going to leave me.... Prev Next article: I asked the employee how much she knows about the different types of diaper brands.... Next