Today's featured daily humor:
Can't Out-dad my Dad Me: Alright dad I'll be over at 8 am-ish. Dad: I didn't know you knew 8 Mennonite (Pause... realize the joke) Me: What I do at night is none of your business 8 in the morning. (Without missing a beat) Dad: Well okay whenever they get there doesn't matter. What time will you be here?