Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?... excrement human_body_parts reptile supernatural_creature water Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore? Because he's so holeyClick for another laugh! Previous article: I didn't know that Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage.... Prev Next article: My friend asked me if i was planning...... Next