Today's featured daily humor:
I'm not a Dad, but I'm already a menace with Dad jokes I'm only 23 and have never even been in a relationship before, but I'm already a menace with Dad jokes and puns. I work at an after school kids theatre program as the assistant teacher, and last week, I was telling this 3rd grader (let's call her Chloe) Dad jokes and she kept making at me, but she told me to keep telling them, and I asked why if she doesn't find them funny, and she said she just wants to see how bad they are. Sure you do Chloe, Sure you do. Here's one some may want to use: What does Santa pay for parking? Nothing. It's on the house