Today's featured daily humor:
My drinking buddy, a private, called his projectile a bullet. This angered the commander. Bullet is not an official term. "I used the acronym, Sir! B.U.L.L.ET. Bullistic Utility Low Level Explosive Technology, Sir!" (Not my joke and not a perfect quote of the story. I have drank with many many service members as the post-MTG-tournament party house with a puppy. I can say the acronym is not a misquote, but I wasn't military, I just play MTG and like nerd parties/hosted nerd parties as a DD for soldiers.)