Today's featured daily humor:
Inappropriate timing makes it better I work from home whilst and my wife looks after the 18 month old. I heard a load of commotion, coughing followed by crying so i rush through from the office to living room to find my shaken wife consoling my daughter "What's happened??" "Its fine but she started choking!" I Instinctively replied "Choking? She sounded serious to me" Naughty mummy swore in front of the child! Currently cowering back in my office before sheepishly going to apologise - but it was worth it!