Today's featured daily humor:
Wasted an amazing dad joke on everyone, but my wife. At a very small "water park" and my wife and I were meeting the parents of our kid's friends. About 5 couples in total and they rented the place out, so it wasn't very loud. Topic of number of kids everyone has came up: Wife: We actually have 8 kids (blended family) One of the dads: Come again? Me: Yup, that's exactly why. Only my wife laughed. Totally wasted.