Today's featured daily humor:
Ten year old told me this one. A fat man sees a commercial for weight loss. He calls the number and orders the system. Next day a young woman wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign saying, "Catch me and I'm yours," shows up on his doorstep. After a week, he lost 15 pounds. He orders another week. Another young woman shows up. After a week, another 15 pounds gone. He orders another week. First was a blonde. Next was brunette. When he opens the door instead of a woman, it's a man wearing only running shoes and a sign, "If I catch you, you're mine." 10yo got it from Tictoc.