Why don't airline pilots get speeding tickets?... air aircraft excrement job travel Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why don't airline pilots get speeding tickets? Because they are above the law.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call a person who wins every bet they make?... Prev Next article: What do you call a baby axolotl?... Next