Why do melons always have formal weddings?... fruit music plants vegetables wedding Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why do melons always have formal weddings? Because they canteloupe.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Why did the four Indians got kicked out of the lizard enclosure?... Prev Next article: What do you call a meal of rolled semolina grains to celebrate the temporary peace treaty between the Canadian antler and Canadian avian communities?... Next