Today's featured daily humor:
Best train joke ever to live: One day there was this man. And he LOVED trains. But he never did anything with it. Until one day he snuck into a train yard and stole a train. He proceeded to drive this train recklessly until he hit a person on the tracks. In court he was sentenced to the electric chair. When the executioner asked what his last meal would be, the man replied "a single banana". The executioner gave it to the man. Then when the executioner flipped the switch, nothing happened, and the man lived. Since state law said that if one lives from attempted execution, he walks free. The man was let go. Well shortly after, the man steals another train from the train yard. Again he is driving this train recklessly just like before, and this time he hits a newly wed couple. Same as before, he is convicted, and sentenced to the electric chair. When the executioner, again, asked what his last meal would be, the man replied "a single banana". The executioner gave it to the man. Then when the executioner flipped the switch, nothing happened, and the man lived. Since state law said that if one lives from attempted execution, he walks free. The man was let go. Well shortly after, the man steals ANOTHER train from the train yard. AGAIN, he is driving the train as recklessly as before. This time though, he hits a family of 4 with their dog. He is again sentenced to the electric chair. When the executioner asks the man what his last meal would be. The man responds "a single banana". The executioner is furious after the man made him look bad from the previous two failed executions. He looked at the man and said, "No way, that banana must be doing something to the electric chair." When the executioner flipped the switch to fry the man. Nothing happened. Turns out the banana had nothing to do with it. The man was just a bad conductor.