Today's featured daily humor:
My wife is furious Often in public, my lady points out attractive females we encounter with scorn - "her skirt is too short" or "why would anyone wear so much makeup?" I usually just nod and agree but the other day I just had to criticize a young lady's footwear. Since that day, she's shut me out completely. Won't even say good morning or acknowledge my advances at bedtime. I'm so confused about where I went wrong, but one thing's for sure- I won't be knockin boots any time soon.