Someone stole the fifth month out of my calendar.... crime emotions excrement length violence Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Someone stole the fifth month out of my calendar.... Now I'm dismayed.Click for another laugh! Previous article: The cops accused me of stealing my neighbours parrot.... Prev Next article: I'm giving away a legless parrot for free.... Next