Today's featured daily humor:
My wife doesn't appreciate me My mother-in-law gave us a turkey Superbowl weekend because she didn't feel like cooking it and it was already thawed. So, we cooked it up and used it for sandwiches for the week. Wednesday night we did a leftover night to clean out the fridge. While waiting on the microwave I was nomming on pieces of turkey. "I should stop eating this before I don't have any to microwave...I just can't quit cold turkey." She didn't find it nearly as amusing as I did. My mom loved it when I told her, though!