What do you call a group of 5 ducks and 3 crows?... animal crime death excrement violence Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:What do you call a group of 5 ducks and 3 crows? A murder, most fowl.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Have you seen Nick's Instagram lately?... Prev Next article: I asked my friend when his birthday was, and he said, "March 1st".... Next