Today's featured daily humor:
A high school career councilor looked at the student sitting across his desk Councilor: Hmm. I see you got a C in math. How does math make you feel? Student: Eh, I don't like it very much. Councilor: Ok, moving on. I see you got a C in English as well. Student: Yeah, not really motivated for it. Councilor: And I see you got a C in Music, your elective. Student: Yeah, not really my thing. Councilor: Why did you pick it if you don't like it? Student: I figured it'd be cooler ya know, figure out how to play guitar like a rock and roll star. Councilor: Moving on... I see you got an A in history. Does history appeal to you? Student: Absolutely. A lot of really cool stuff happened in the past and some of it is truly interesting. Councilor: Interesting. I see another C in Chemistry. Not much of a science person I am guessing? Student: I actually loved it. I just couldn't memorize all the math stuff. Science cool. Math not so much. Councilor: I see. What about the C in Sociology? Student: That teacher hated me. He even gave me a C on our group project even though the other team members got A's. I wanna lodge a complaint. Councilor: Ok. We'll get to that after this. I see a B in Phys Ed. Do you like moving around? Student: Certainly. I especially liked individual events like rope climbing, sprinting and long jumps. I wanted to try out for track, but my grades weren't high enough. Councilor: interesting. And what about the C in Economics? Student: More math. Councilor: \*chuckles\* Really not a math fan eh? What about the F in Spanish? Looks like you will have to double take it next year. Student: Ugh, can I get a different teacher? Her English accent is just too hard for me to understand. Kind of hard to learn a foreign language from people who can't really speak your own very well. Councilor: I'll see about having you transferred to the other Spanish teacher, or, if you prefer, maybe one of the other languages may be better for you? Student: That'd be great. Councilor: Ok, another thing to discuss after this. Moving on to your last subject, I see another C in your second elective modern art. Student: Yeah, modern art was just... a jumble of messy crap. I mean, seriously have you seen some of the junk they seem to be calling art? "Let's just pile a bunch of random trash together and call it art." I did precisely that and still managed to pass the class. Councilor: I see. Well, with your grades and interests, being active and whatnot I advise you to be come... Student: \*Loooks on expectantly\* Councilor: A pirate. You like to be active with 7 Cs.