Me:... animal child fart numbers pregnancy Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Me: "The baby is only 67% done with pooping." Wife: "What? How can you tell?" Me: "Two turds."Click for another laugh! Previous article: I put my grandmother's number on speed dial.... Prev Next article: I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey.... Next