I swallowed my watch last night.... emotions excrement halloween seeing time Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I swallowed my watch last night. Just to pass the time.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What's your best Valentine's Day joke?... Prev Next article: The tills in Aldi went down last week so they swapped all the cashiers with Oompa-loompas.... Next