Today's featured daily humor:
True story why I am not asked to go to construction meetings anymore for work. I was in a preconstruction meeting for a Marriott hotel when the hired project manager started telling an obvious fake story that was meant to give everyone the confidence he can handle any problem at hand. "Jim" we will call him was to be married on a small destination island. The morning of his wedding he realized he didn't have his shoes. He ran around the island all morning trying to source a pair, but could only find a size 7 boys shoe. He cut the back, slipped them on, and slid around in them all day. NOBODY had any idea until the end of the night when he popped them off and showed his amazed wife. I leaned in and whispered something to the girl next to me that made her laugh and got the whole crowds attention away from this mans amazing story. He was a bit annoyed and insisted she tell him what is so funny. To which I apologized and asked him "How excited was your new wife when you popped off a size 7 and an 11 came out?" Everyone started dying, his fake story meant nothing, and I have never been asked to go to another meeting.