Today's featured daily humor:
My wife tells me she has bad gene's (True story, everyone is fine) My wife and I took our son to the emergency room. She was so upset and said "this is terrible! My dad's in the hospital, my aunt's in the hospital, my brother, and now our poor baby. I must have bad genes." Me - "well it's a good thing i'm wearing shorts!". I cried laughing for about 10 minutes. She was not amused.