Why did the critic rip out all the pages of Twilight?... emotions excrement fighting movies writing Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why did the critic rip out all the pages of Twilight? Because she thought it was tear-able.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I invented a new type of hoagie but I have no idea what to call it.... Prev Next article: I'm sorry, but my karma ran over your dogma.... Next