Today's featured daily humor:
My 7yo son got me so good. Daddy, do you know the scientific name for a fruit fly? "No, but it's probably something in Latin." Him: "Can you ask Google?" Me: "Sure, it says it's 'Drosophila melanogaster'" Him: That's not 'something in Latin'. I had to get him to explain it to me. Lol. Whoosh.