Today's featured daily humor:
A walnut, a cashew and a pecan walk into a bar A walnut, a cashew and a pecan walk into a bar. The walnut puts on sunglasses and says: "I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I am all out of bubblegum". Cashew nods, puts on plastic wrapper: "While the walnut does this, I want everyone to have sex with everyone else". Pecan then gets up, grabs a watermelon and goes on stage: "Great! I will be playing some rock n roll". Barman looks at all three of them and after a short pause he goes: "...you guys are all nuts".