Why didn't the zombie have a date to the monster mash?... Food animal reptile supernatural_creature zombie Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why didn't the zombie have a date to the monster mash? Because his ghoul-friend left himClick for another laugh! Previous article: My son asked me if I was glad there wasn't an "e" in my name.... Prev Next article: Why is it not safe to have a private conversation in a garden?... Next