Why are vampires narcissistic?... animal excrement judge supernatural_creature vampire Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why are vampires narcissistic? Because they have no self reflection.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What do you call a baseball officiate with fangs?... Prev Next article: This Halloween my wife put a sheet over herself and cut out two eyeholes.... Next