My barber and I broke up.... bartender emotions excrement history time Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:My barber and I broke up. Our relationship faded, so I cut him out of my life.Click for another laugh! Previous article: I always say go big or go home...... Prev Next article: I spent my entire life savings on Pasta.... Next