I got myself a pet termite.... animal excrement insect pet reptile Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:I got myself a pet termite. Called him Clint. Clint eats wood.Click for another laugh! Previous article: What was George Washington's biggest fear with his wooden false teeth?... Prev Next article: What did the romans say when they first discovered numbers?... Next