Today's featured daily humor:
My youngest called home for me to pick him up... ... he has a concert tonight, and it's easier to have his drum driven home, as opposed walking home with it. On the phone: Kid: Hi Dad, I'm calling to be picked up. Me: Yes. Yes, you are. Kid: Can you please meet at the drop off so you can pick me up? Me: Yes. Yes, I can do that. Kid: In a car, Dad. &#; It's like he knows me or something. &#;