Today's featured daily humor:
A Dad joke from one of the Church ladies. So, one of the Church ladies told me this Sunday. Such a dad joke! \--- Man walks into a restaurant sits down and orders: "I want a BLTNT." The waiter is confused. "What is a BLTNT?" The man scoffs: "It's obvious: A Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato, Not Toasted." "You're sure about this?" "Yes!" Waiter goes away and comes back with the BLT on un-toasted white bread. Minutes go by, the man calls the waiter back over. "This BLT is soggy!" The waiter replies: "Shit." "What???!" "Shit! Should've Had It Toasted!" \--- Apparently the Church lady now routinely says "Should've had it toasted!" when she means the other, on a regular basis now.