Today's featured daily humor:
Need ideas for a father's day card to my dad's coworker who asked for partial credit for my existence Hi everyone! This is gonna sound weird. I've been trying to connect with a bunch of my (late) father's old friends/coworkers/etc. and I found a funny note on the going away present he got when he moved away from his second to last job. (He moved bc my mom got pregnant with me, they had been doing long distance and lived on the opposite sides of the country) It says "Steve, since I sponsored your trip to the east coast in the March/April timeframe, do I get partial credit for your baby" Well, one of their coworkers has helped me a lot with all of this, and gave me the address of the person who wrote that note! We decided I should send him a (partial) Father's Day card. I wanna send two, one without an explanation to make him panic, a second with an explanation lol. The thing is, I can't think of anything. The only idea I've come up with has been Darth Vader with "[name], you are my (partial) father" on it, but I feel like it's not funny enough. PLEASE help, I need any jokes/ideas y'all can think of!!! :')