Today's featured daily humor:
True story that happened yesterday My daughter was impatient, constantly complaining about having to wait for her food. I told her, "Thank you for being patient." Her mom says, "High five for patience!" and go es her a high five. I tell her, "High five for patience!" As she goes to high five me, I pull my hand away. "Ugh. I was tired of waiting." Yes, I did give her a high five after we finished laughing at the dad joke.