Today's featured daily humor:
The European Space Agency (ESA) recruits one Dutch, one French and one Turkish astronaut for a space mission. As the mission should last 10 years, they ask the astronauts what they want to bring with them in space. The Dutch says: "I would like to master a new language, can I bring a Spanish teacher?". ESA recruits the best Spanish teacher trains them and sends them to the space with the others. The French says: "I love my wife and I can't live without her for ten years". So ESA trains his wife and sends her to the space too. The Turkish says: "I'm a big smoker, I can't go on without cigarettes for ten years". So ESA uses the cutting-edge technology to build a smoking container in the space shuttle and fills it with enough cigarettes for ten years. 10 years pass, the mission is successful and the space shuttle returns home. ESA organizes a crowded ceremony for the landing. First, the Dutch steps off and says "!Hola!" with the perfect Spanish accent. Everyone applauds the astronaut's double achievement. Then, the French and his wife step off, followed by two little children. The crowd applauds like crazy, they had two kids in space! Finally the Turkish steps off with a cigarette in his mouth, shaking and visibly traumatized. He says: "Does anyone have a lighter?"