Today's featured daily humor:
3 women are on a bench eating an ice cream... Which one is married? The 1st woman is taking smal little licks, tasting it, wiping her mouth with a napkin, and starting over. The 2nd woman is licking the ice cream with long motions, swirling it around in her mouth and swallowing. The 3rd one is literally aggressive with hers. She bites chunks out of it, chews and swallow. Then take more vicious bites out of it. Which one is married? It's the one wearing a ring!