Today's featured daily humor:
A flock of seagulls was getting tired of the docks and wanted a vacation, so they started planning where to go. One piped up and said "Let's go to Canada," but the leader said "No, Canada's too cold." Another said "How about Panama?" The leader replied "Sounds nice, but I'd rather be nowhere near a shoreline." Finally, the seagull all the way in the back shouted "The Middle East! Let's go to Iran!" The leader said "Iran? But Iran so far away."