Why did the melons hold a marriage ceremony?... animal fruit music plants vegetables Please Rate Vote 1 Vote 2 Vote 3 Vote 4 Vote 5 Today's featured daily humor:Why did the melons hold a marriage ceremony? Because they cantaloupe.Click for another laugh! Previous article: Do you know what is worse than raining cats and dogs?... Prev Next article: How do you get to be an expert appraiser of burial vases on the antique roadshow?... Next