Today's featured daily humor:
A duck joke (I made up) So duck 1 is driving down a crossroad and is paying attention to the road. Duck 2 (who is not paying attention) is driving down the same crossroad perpendicular to duck 1. Suddenly, duck 2 hits duck one's car. They get out to check the damage. Duck 2 said, "there is not much damage, just a dent. What are you checking for?" Duck 1 said, I'm checking for quacks! (cracks)