Today's featured daily humor:
A bear walks into a bar... Before he can even growl the bartender points to a sign that says "No bears served." The bear said but hey I'm hungry too. Bartender says "sit down next to Helen, she's a regular." The bartender was taking so long with bear's food that the bear couldn't take it. He devoured Helen. As the bear was finishing eating Helen, the bartender had started saying " I guess you can have a beer or...oh shit nevermind. In fact you gotta go." Why? said the bear. Because we never serve druggies. Druggies? I'm might be a drunk but a druggie I'm not. Never done a drug in my life. Bartender said, sorry, that was a Bar Bitch You Ate.